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all I do is listen to Lana Del Rey and feel sorry for myself

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A little table to how to get rid of all that negative self-talk. We have to learn look at the good in situations too, instead of dwelling on things we can’t change- because you know what? We may not be able to change what is happening but we CAN change how we view it! 

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mom: why are you always asking for money?



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That big cock was a big surprise

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In this gut-wrenching talk, Sergeant Andrew Chambers shares the haunting story of his time in Iraq and the tough transition home that landed him in jail. It’s a powerful testimony to the struggle our soldiers face when they come home, and the tragic ways that they can be denied the help they need. 

For any veterans who need help, you can find a list of resources here. Among them, the Wounded Warrior Project does outstanding work with wounded vets. 

For anyone looking to support a veteran, we encourage you to heed Chambers’ advice: "Find a veteran and listen to his story. A lot of us just need somebody to talk to." 

Watch the full talk here.

Happy Veteran’s Day.

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with us?

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A cosplay featuring Alice, (age 8) as Margot Tenenbaum and introducing her sweet boyfriend, London as Richie Tenenbaum by Kelly Is Nice Photography.

Alice: “I wish London was my brother.”

Mom: “If he was your brother then he couldn’t be your boyfriend.”

Alice: “I’m adopted.”

Alice especially loved this cosplay. Mostly, because it meant that she got to spend time with London but also because she got to wear a fur coat and play with fake cigarettes. She liked the subtle humor of the movie and had a lot of fun getting into character. I wish we had some behind the scenes video of the two of them together. There was a lot of giggling going on. Oh, and that hand holding. I didn’t tell them to do that. They just did… and then I died.

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i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now



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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl


Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.


Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

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